Lez Be Friends
"Nobody likes you, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche"

Just thought about showing les some post on my tumblr and then I thought “mmmm….better not”


when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved



they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke